I’m driving, listening to some talk show on AM radio.
Time for the break.
First up is a commercial for a hair replacement solution for bald guys.
It’s a miracle of course.
Totally new.
The only solution that truly works.
Gives a bald guy a new lease on life — women, money, promotion, ability to swim without worry, play tennis, surf — all kinds a stuff a bald guy just can’t do or have because he’s bald.
Then the announcer loudly and excitedly bellows the following phrase:
Huh? C’mon now. Undetectable Results?? What’s awesome about that?
No hair before and no hair after?! Yeah right!
If I’m a bald guy — with no hope for a girlfriend, sex, money, promotions, fancy cars, or the ability to swim without worries — and I pay out the wazoo for new hair, then I dang sure better get detectable results!
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Oh yeah, and let me tell you they do the same thing with women and anti-aging products. They actually show before and after pictures JUST LIKE THIS, where there is no detectable difference. (Aside: Bald is fine, guys. Whether it’s sexy or not all comes down to how you carry yourself.)
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