I’ve discovered something really cool if you’re a guy.
Even if you’re married you can get away with this…unless you happen to post about it on your blog 
Instructions
- Dress up all dapper in a nice clean suit.
- Comb your hair, wash your face, put on some Hi Karate. Oh, and uh, shave and brush your teeth.
- Get a little talcum powder or flour and smudge it on your collar in the back.
- Then, and this is key, turn your collar up in the back as illustrated above.
Proceed to work or better yet a party 
Why would I do that you say, I’ll look like a dork.
Women will play with your neck that’s why!
Yes! It’s true. Works like a charm! What a Major discovery! It’s like fishin’ only better!
Tips:
- If you don’t like the one that just played with your neck, go to the rest room and repeat.
- Stand near a bunch of women with long nails. Ooooooooowaaaaaahhhhhh the nails really tingle! Yahaaaaah!
- If you happen to be married, even to the most understanding of spouses, don’t post about this on your blog. You’ll likely get a good flailin’. Trust me on that.
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