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Category Archives: Everyday Objects

Sneeze, Cough, Wheeze

29-Mar-07
Sneeze, Cough, Wheeze, pollen is in the air

It has been in the high seventy’s and low eighties here in Georgia for a couple of weeks now. We even broke a record high for March one day.

This warmth has caused the grass to grow. It has also caused everything to take on a pale greenish yellow cast. That’s because dang near anything that is exposed has a thick coat of pollen on it.

This natural chain of events means I have to once again start cutting the dad burn grass. I did so Wednesday evening.

Can Something Be Learned From Cutting the Grass?

Of course! As I cut the grass, I noticed I was leaving a cloud of yellow billows behind me. Sometimes, this is due to flatulence, but not this time. It was the pollen.

By the time I had finished, complete with blowing off the driveway with my high powered, professional leaf blower, I had created a mystical wonderland of swirling pollen clouds and sent them traveling towards the neighbors’ homes. (I’m always finding ways to create stuff).

So, seeing as how the pollen was invading my life, causing myself and others to sneeze, cough, and wheeze, I decided to find out about this stuff and see if I could determine what a grain of pollen actually looked like. Google to the rescue.

Some People Have Unusual Interests

Electron beam microscopy provides images of eeensy, weeensy things in great detail. The link above takes you to one of those off the wall scientific research places where a group of people has bothered to make it their goal to photograph lots of different grains of pollen with an electron beam microscope. How interesting eh? Sounds like a great idea for a date.

Well, oddly enough, some of these little grains are quite unusual and interesting.

I chose to sketch this particular pollen grain because it looked “itchy” and “sneezy” to me. I mean look at it. Get a few hunerd thousand of those thingys up your nose and you’re going to sneeze pardner.

So I now know what is going up my nose during pollen season. It helps to know one’s enemies.

In the process of sketching it, I decided to see what plant creates the little buggers. Turns out it’s a “Henbit Deadnettle” (who names these things?? What do they smoke??). I found some photos of it here and a photo of a bunch of it’s seeds. The seeds were equally as interesting as the pollen grain so I sketched one of those as well. I don’t think I’ve ever seen seeds that were spotted like a Hereford cow.

So there you have it folks. Another day of learning by sketching the mundane things of everyday life. Now if I could only stop sneezing.

Japanese Maple Leaf

28-Mar-07
Japanese Maple

Ever pressed any leaves? My wife does. Then she forgets about them.

I found this one buried in a stack of books and stuff, one of my piles I was searching through for something else today. I didn’t find what I was looking for but I found this leaf.

I really didn’t get the color so well. The shape is accurate. It’s actually a very red wine color but opaque. That, as it turns out is fairly hard to replicate in watercolor unless one spends a lot of time on the painting.

Seeing as how it’s just a sketch, I can live with the inaccuracy of the color. The main thing is I was inspired to study, sketch and record something…thus learn.

And so I did…

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Sketch Therapy

25-Mar-07
Toeing The Line

Sometimes you just start.
No particular thought in mind.
Just satisfying an urge to sketch…for therapy…to take the mind in a different direction.
And you end up with stuff like this.

You know those “Masters”? Renoir, Davinci, Michel Angelo, Durer…the really old Masters, not the most recent of them?

I just bet they sat troubled at 3:00am sometimes and did poop like this. Probably ended up in their attic and later in the trash…maybe even a direct hoop shot straight into the trash. Too bad. It’d be worth a fortune today and it would shed some light on the real person behind those wonderful paintings.

Not that I’m comparing me to them of course. I just wonder about them sometimes…whether they were like the rest of us.

In Your Face Banking

23-Mar-07
In Your Face Banking

There is a fair amount of technology these days that is simply silly. You’re looking at a prime example.

My bank has now installed the so called “customer video module” alongside the suction tube station at each drive thru teller bay. Each time I arrive to make a deposit, I’m greeted by the camera-distorted, smiling face of my remote bank teller, teeth and nose front and center.

This always reminds me of how I used to spend an inordinate amount of time ogling the large, red ornamental balls on the family Christmas tree as a kid. I remember how fascinating it was to watch my own cross-eyed face bulging out of proportion as I zoomed in and out on the large red orbs.

Why some bank executive thinks I need this I’m not sure. Entertainment perhaps? It is somewhat entertaining to chuckle to one’s self while looking at the clownish face of a banker on the other end trying to appear professional and competent.

That is until you realize that they are getting practically the same view of you! Heck they probably have a gallery of goofy customer faces on the break room bulletin board for their own lunchtime entertainment!

Think I’ll drive up one day with one of those nose and glasses thingys on my face just to see the reaction on the screen.

Red Door

17-Mar-07
Red Door

I’ve driven by this shed a hundred times. It sits just off the road to the side of a house in an aging neighborhood. The neighborhood replaced what was once rural land maybe forty years ago. The land was cut up into lots, one to three acres I would guess. This place may be a couple of acres.

Today, people use the road to bypass traffic jams on the primary roads. The neighborhood is surrounded by new neighborhoods packed with $700,000 and up homes on 1/2 to 3/4 acre lots. No doubt this place, and the rest of the neighborhood, will be “consolidated” and sold to a developer in the next ten years or even sooner…to pack in more people and mini-mansions.

The old shed survived the first round of development and even got a shiny red paint job on the door. Though no one has seen fit to keep it that way. Now the shed sits facing the road, the door being the first thing one notices when the place comes into view.

Like an old dog, lying in the sun, wearing his old red collar, watching all the traffic pass by…long since having served his master. Not a care. Not a worry. Biding time.

Fishing for Gifts?

14-Dec-06
Garmin 160C Fishfinder

More online Christmas shopping has led me to consider the lowly fish. Fish have a hard life. Used to be a fish could swim around a lake and hardly ever see a worm on a line as long as he stayed away from the banks. Fishermen were on their own when it came to finding them. Really good fishermen, who fished the same lake a lot, got pretty good at guessing where the fish were. But there still wasn’t all that much pressure for a fish to worry.

Then came technology and technology hath no mercy. The result is a fisherman’s dream and a fish’s nightmare. I wouldn’t be surprised if fish don’t now suffer from a good deal of depression. I mean I have not seen a really happy fish in a loooooong time. I still catch them from the bank and throw them back when I go fishin’. I’ve noticed the one’s I catch look really nervous and edgy, like my boss used to look when sales were down. Didn’t used to be that way. Fish used to be more carefree.

But I digress…

While Christmas shopping online for electronics for the car, the boat, and for hiking, I found a great online store that carries just about all of it. Northeast Marine Electronics is the company. Fishfinders and GPS units, and radar, and binoculars and compasses…just about any kind of electronic gadget for finding stuff is what they’re all about. It’s mostly a marine oriented store but all these electronics come in landlubber versions too. So if you’re having a hard time finding stuff, like fish, or your way back to the marina, or your way back to the truck from your deer stand…check ‘em out. These gadgets make useful Christmas gifts for the person in need of them.

Just don’t think about the fish.

Gifts for Guys

03-Dec-06
Dome Lid Tote Box

I was looking around the web for tools recently and came across a great website for guy stuff. They have great deals on lots of truck and auto related stuff, particularly if you need a truck tool box. The unique thing about their site is how easy it is to find stuff for one’s truck or car. Just select your vehicle year/make and every truck accessory and auto accessory that comes up will be compatible with your vehicle.

Being a guy, I can tell you that we like to tote stuff. We tote a pocket knife. We tote out the trash. We tote our tools to the job site. We tote our art supplies out to quiet places to paint and draw stuff (some of us). We tote our hiking gear up and down mountains. We tote rocks and trees and junk and ladders and welders and tools and…oh yeah…our wives or lady friends around in our trucks (the wives and lady friends get to sit inside…if they want to).

On the contrary, women like to carry things. They carry a purse. They carry the kids to soccer matches. They carry out the trash when we forget to tote it. They carry a novel to read at lunch. They carry on a conversation about what they did today while we tote them around in our trucks and cars. They carry a list of stuff for us to do so we’ll have an excuse to tote stuff. And best of all they carry a pant load of patience so they can put up with us guys.

So here, I think, is an appropriate gift for a guy for Christmas. A Dome Lid Tote Box. Made of Aluminum Deck Plate. TOUGH! BIG! and most important…HEAVY DUTY! They’ve got ‘em and lots of other guy stuff at BuyAutoTruckAccessories.com. Go check ‘em out.