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Death by Unicycle

15-Nov-06
Commuter Unicycle

That’s what would result if I got on one of these things…let alone commute with it. But that’s what this is…a commuter unicycle.

I live in Marietta, Georgia…a suburb of Atlanta. Nothing special about this place. People trudge to work and trudge back on their daily commute. It’s a carbon copy of many other big city suburbs.

But, special things do happen here. Or maybe I should say “unusual” things.

There is a fellow who lives here named John Drummond. He used to ride a unicycle as a kid. For about 20 years it sat idle in his basement, he had outgrown it. Then one day, as an adult, he decided it might be fun to try it again. He quickly realized he would need a new unicycle. But alas, there weren’t any in the area. No stores carried them. What to do?

Well, John decided to start unicycle.com and sell the dang things all over the world. Goodbye IBM, hello Unicycle.com. A bit of an over reaction maybe but it has worked out well.

I just love stories like this. I mean for cryin’ out loud, who’d a thunk it. An international business selling unicycles online from Marietta, GA.? Riiiiiiight. But hey, John and his extended family run the company and apparently it is thriving. I see him noodling around on the local sidewalks occasionally…at least I suppose it’s him, I’ve never met him.

You have to admire the drive it must have taken to get this going…and keep it going (no pun intended). As far as I know, it’s strictly an online business. There is no bricks and mortar store front. But, if you check his website, there are loads of dealers across the USA and Europe. I’d have to say John is the Henry Ford of unicycles. Take an idea and make it big.

As for me…well, I would have to learn to ride one of these inside a rubber room. Otherwise, I would certainly wander off the sidewalk in some deadly direction into traffic. Onlookers would hear a rather squeamish, extended scream coming from my lungs and glimpse an uh-oh look on my face as I flailed my arms and wiggled my butt wildly attempting to get out of the way. It would all be over quickly, but it’s not my idea of a good way to transition to the afterlife.

So, until said rubber room for unicycle training exists, I will steer clear of unicycles.

How To Rake Leaves

06-Nov-06
Honda Mower

I thought it might be interesting to draw the handy, dandy new mower mentioned in the previous post. It isn’t a Lexus or Jaguar but it is from a foreign manufacturer. That alone gives it “esteem”.

It’s a Honda. As mowers go, Hondas are sort of like a Lexus or Jaguar. High end. But hey, as I said before, it was a bribe. A motivational tool used by my dear wife to get a neat yard all spring and summer and a yard free of leaves in the fall. All without using a rake. In fact, a mulching mower, particularly a Honda mulching mower, is the ANTI-RAKE.

Chances are high that a $79 disposable mower would not have illicited the intended results my wife desired. Keep that in mind ladies as you devise motivational training for the man in your life.

East Cobb Choppers

02-Jun-06
East Cobb Choppers

Today I was leaving the parking lot at the local Walgreens/Starbucks.   This guy on his chopper needed to cross in front of me to get in a parking space next to the building.  Being a motorcycle rider myself, I stopped to let him cross.

The bike was a really nice, custom chopper.  I thought “hey, that would make a good sketch”.  After he went in the store, I came back and parked beside the bike.  I could tell it was professionally built.  It was well appointed and the paint was flawless.

I pondered whether to introduce myself and explain my intentions when he returned, or simply take a snapshot of the bike and sketch it, minus rider.  I’m a bit hesitant to introduce myself to strangers for fear of annoying them.  Introduce myself to a biker on a chopper…”Hi, I’m an artist”…hmmmmm…like I said, I pondered.

Anyway, I came to the conclusion that I needed to include the rider with his bike because frankly, it’s the rider that makes these things truly interesting.  True, the bikes themselves are really works of art if built by a pro, but still…you’ve gotta plop a personality on the thing to make a complete statement.

Turns out I got lucky!  The rider BUILT this beauty!  In fact, he’s built a bunch of  ‘em.

Unfortunately, I’m such a mindless dolt with names that I always forget a name the first time it’s stated to me.  Something about the handshake distracts my brain and the person’s name goes in one ear and out the other.  I REALLY have to fix that!  It is my greatest flaw (At least in my opinion.  My wife finds other flaws to be greater.)  My sincere apologies to the gentleman.  (If you read this Mr. Bike Builder, please leave a comment with your name and I’ll correct the post.) 

UPDATE!  Mr. Bike Builder responded to the post and his name is Tony.  Thanks for the email Tony–Ride Safe!

And he WAS a gentleman by the way.  I introduced myself, explained what I was up to, and found him to be enthusiastic about the whole idea of getting his bike sketched with him on it.  He even suggested I should sketch bikes and sell the originals to the owners.

His buddy pulled up about that time and I learned that his bike too, was one of  Mr. Bike Builder’s works of art.  Plus, he’s got several other people wanting to buy one of his choppers.  I can certainly understand why.  He does a great job with them.

I took a quick digital photo for reference and we parted ways after a bit more conversation.  At the red light, I snapped another from behind.

So folks, I’m proud to say that Marietta, Georgia, now has the equivalent of  the famous “West Coast Choppers” right here in East Cobb County.

 “East Cobb Choppers” .  Order one today!  They’re real beauties!

It’s A Guy Thing

27-May-06

Have you ever thought about how “A Guy Thing” begets “A Girl Thing”? In this case, that’s exactly what is happening. So ladies…sometimes “A Guy Thing” is something you can truly relate to after all, eh?

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Marketing Tips

22-May-06
Marketing Tips

Today, I saw this.  Really.  I did.

I thought…Eureka!  I’ve found the ultimate marketing tip.  How could I have overLOOKED this idea!

Magnetic signs on a high end automobile (Buick Riviera, hey hey) parked in busy a parking lot.  Man!

Marketing genius…pure marketing genius!

And to top it all off, this is advertising…yes, you guessed it…an advertising company! 

If only I could think like this……

Trump!…where’s Trump?…I gotta call Trump…this is a shoe-in for The Apprentice…

Glacier National Park, St. Mary’s Lake

15-May-06
Glacier National Park, St. Mary

The “Little Chief”, a guide boat on the St. Mary’s Lake in Glacier National Park.

The great thing about keeping a travel journal is that you can make a boo-boo (see if you can find it) and it really doesn’t matter much.  In fact, it adds to the character of the journal entry if you take things lightly and simply capture the moment rather than being too concerned with “creating art”.

In this case, being tired and sleepy from a long day of driving and exploring caused the boo-boo.  Which, if you think about it, was a legitimate part of the moment as well.  So, I’m actually glad it got captured.

A tip, for those interested in trying to sketch a travel journal for the first time:  You can sketch lightly in pencil while experiencing “the moment”.  Then ink and watercolor it later, in the hotel room or campground; even after you return home if need be.  If you view all sketches as something that must be completed in one sitting, you’ll likely end up with just a few sketches.

So, whatever your style of sketching, be it watercolor, pen, pencil, combination of all…give yourself some freedom in regard to completing the sketch.  There is no shame in finishing up later.  In a pinch, I even take digital photos with a pocketable Canon point and shoot camera and use them for reference if need be. 

The key is to get as much of the moment down in the time permitted using your sketching skills.  If you have the time to complete a sketch in one sitting, by all means do so.  If not, get what you can with your sketching tools and shoot a digi-pic or two for reference later; when you find some idle minutes. 

You will find that whatever you do at the moment of sketching, will be a pleasantly spontaneous experience that shows in the drawing-even if pressed for time and “sloppy”.  And that is what will make the sketches (and boo-boos) so charming and memorable for you later. So don’t become a slave to “perfecting” the sketch later.  Just “complete” it; boo-boos and all, by adding a bit more information as you see fit.

The Little Chief is a good example of how to capture as much as you can even if you can’t complete it while “in the moment”.  On the two page spread above, the inked mountains, text, and a light pencil quick sketch of the boat were all I could manage on site that evening.  That was all done while riding in the boat and trying to listen to the Ranger do her presentation as well.  There was simply no time for me to ink the Little Chief accurately and watercolor it “on site”.  So, as we left for the hotel, I shot a series of digi-pics of it to reference later.  The next day I found an  few “idle minutes” and finished it up, using the viewing screen on the back of the camera.  Thus completing the sketch and the journal entry.

Working in your travel sketch journal this way will allow you to get down a surprising amount of material and still keep it spontaneous.

I utter all of this in retrospect unfortunately.  Early in the trip, I fell victim to being to worrisome about completing sketches in one sitting.  As a result, I passed by a lot of good material knowing I wouldn’t be able to complete a sketch in the time allotted.  A day or so later, I realized I had better take another plan of attack because I wasn’t getting much sketching done. The above thinking gave me the freedom to get more material into the journal for the remainder of the trip.  Next trip, I’ll know what to do.

Spring Has Sprung!

22-Mar-06
Spring Has Sprung

Ahhhh, the freedom of the open road…er..um…turf. 

I’m always amazed at the skill these guys have and how they seem to be oblivious to all the cars whizzing by at 6o+ mph.

This guy was happily thinking about who knows what as he zoomed along, beside a busy highway, whipping his grass maintenance unit around like it was permanantly attached at the hip. 

I visualized him roaring around inside the local Publix grocery store on this thing, pushing those people in the little electric carts out of the way as he quickly scarfed up some tortillas, chili mix, ground beef, jalepeno peppers (fresh from the produce dept.), and a 12 pak of Corona.

On the way in, he’d hook up a load of about 200 carts from the parking lot and drag them into the store, grinning and exchanging thumbs up with the stock boys.

And of course there’s always the chicas in the cosmetics aisle…impressed by his decisive and confident shopping skills…and taste in beer…no doubt wondering if they might be the next one asked out for a night on the town.

Yes folks, I have a vivid imagination sometimes…