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The Nose

02-May-07
Sniff, Sniff

I, the vacation chauffeur, sat alone in the parking lot. My client was inside the drug store, buying toiletries.

My window was open. I was enjoying the breeze, eyes closed, head back upon the headrest, smelling the sweet, salt air of the Gulf shore and beaches. Listlessly daydreaming of scantily cla…uhhh…scratch that part…the “client” might read this.

The SUV slung in along side me, tires grinding the pavement, and came to a quick stop. Almost as fast, the driver door opened and closed. A semi-bald head, barely in view over the hood of the huge chariot, bolted into the store. (Obviously in urgent need of toiletries.)

There was an eerie silence. A quiet that only occurs when one is watching intently…or being watched. The only noise was the tic, tic, tic-tic of the catalytic converter as it cooled itself at rest from the heat of the 400hp engine.

I rolled my head left and studied the looming, blue behemoth. The huge, spotless SUV gleamed in the evening sun. It eclipsed my now tiny Budget-Rent-a-Car mid-size Pontiac. I felt inferior. I felt like poverty itself.

All the windows were black, impenetrable by the eye, and closed…except one which was partially open.

It was a vehicle of complete privacy and security. A family machine. One could see out, but not in. One could inflict great insult upon others from within its great, steel walls without fear. I felt as though I was being watched…mimicked…laughed at.

  • I imagined there were children in there, in the back, whispering, making fun of me.
  • I imagined there was a wife in there, in the front, buffing her French nails and snubbing her nose at me, three carat diamond swaying back and fourth as she buff, buff, buffed.
  • I imagined there was a teenager in there, on the far side, flipping me the bird while bragging about it to his friend on his hi-tech cell phone.
  • My self-conscious stress building rapidly, I wished I had a straw and spit wads so I could attack those elitist snobs!

Then, it appeared.

The nose.

sniff, sniff…whimper, sniff.

And I had to sketch it.

Shopping Sketch

01-May-07
Destin Palm Tree

I love to shop! (Yeah right)
You know who loves to shop.

After I get a little exercise walking around, I retire to the carriage and snooze…usually. But there was this series of palm trees in front of me and the more I looked at them the more interested I became in sketching one.

Unfortunately, the shopping expedition ended before I could finish. But I had fun anyway.

The complicated design of nature never ceases to amaze. Even at twenty yards, one can see many different textures and angles and growth patterns.

The Quandry of the Nekked Woman

08-Apr-07
Power Pole

I can only assume each of us has “internal struggles” (Lord I hope so…I’d hate to find out I’m the only fool with internal struggles).

Some days I wake up with the internal struggle of just finding something to be interested in.

I look and look…and think…I think sooooo hard…about something to be interested in.

Most often, I’m looking to get interested in something to draw for this blog and for raising my own level of enjoyment for the day.

Now, being a 100% straight shooting Southern American male, I could easily raise my own level of enjoyment by drawing “nekked” women (in a tasteful and artistic way of course…ahem). And while I could likely do so and have the fine folk reading this blog believe that it was done within the higher level, intellectual realm of “artistic thinking”, I would not be fooling my wife.

You see, she knows I am not capable of entering the higher level, intellectual realm of artistic thinking when looking at a “nekked” woman. She’s smart like that.

So on Saturday, in a small town in the North Georgia mountains, while she took her time looking around in the Dollar General store, I sat in the car, internally struggling about what interesting thing to draw.

I became interested in this power pole.

Sad isn’t it?

“Nekked women or power poles? Which shall I draw? Hmmmm…better draw the power pole I guess.”

And so I did.

One of these days though, I’m comin’ out of my artistic closet and drawing a nekked woman. If anyone would be so kind as to pay me say $20 to draw a nekked woman for them, I’m sure that would make it OK by my wife. (I can refund the $20 later)

Tale of a 10-Year Old Sniper

31-Mar-07

It was 1968. I was 10 years old. It was August and the day was beginning to cool off as dusk approached.

I was stationed just outside Smyrna, GA in a special ops camp called Westwood Circle. Specifically, 119 Westwood Circle, a sophisticated military operations facility disguised to look like a single story brick ranch with a Ford and a Buick in the driveway.

The disguise worked. We were undetected…so far at least.

I had just been issued a highly specialized, Crossman Co2 Bee-Bee rifle, five Co2 cartridges, and a pint carton of round bee-bees from my Commanding Officer, General West, a Five Star.

He said the weapon and ammo had just come in at the provisions depot in town. The civilians knew that place as the Western Auto Store. Another clever disguise. We soldiers knew it as our lifeline.

He said the weapon had my name on it and there was a reason. He wrote it on there with a magic marker so the other soldiers in the platoon would know it belonged to me. I knew why he didn’t want the other soldiers to have it. It was because I was the chosen one. (And it was because it cost $14.99.)

I still remember his fateful words that day in August, 1968…”Be careful with this son. You could put somebody’s eye out.”

I humbly took the sleek, lightweight, pistol-gripped rifle and walked to my post at the edge of the broken terra cotta patio with the aluminum suncover and fake wrought-iron posts. I installed the first Co2 cartridge and listened to it hiss loudly as the firing valve penetrated the cold, tin seal of the cartridge. It scared the hell out of me. I didn’t know it would do that. Then I poured the ammo chamber full of the round, golden bee-bees and took my post.

These were not just any bee-bees. These bee-bees were meant for marksmen…snipers. They were round, with no flat dimple like the civilian issue bee-bees. They were accurate, deadly accurate. They were designed to fly straight…and not miss their mark. I was glad that day…in August, 1968, that I had been issued such a weapon and such bee-bees. For I was about to meet the enemy face to face.

There was a renegade soldier, an AWOL, who was known to have stolen documents. Valuable documents. Special ops documents. Documents that could reveal our location to the enemy. I could tell you more, but I’d have to kill you. Suffice it to say, we were all in great danger. That’s why I was chosen. That’s why the weapon of choice had my name on it.

As I stood my post and chewed my bubble gum, I realized it was time to make my rounds. I jumped on my bike and headed into the yard down toward the sandbox, without my rifle (the provisions officer forgot to procure a strap). It was then, about 20 feet from the sand box that I saw him…the enemy. The renegade, The AWOL, GI Joe. His head was just above the yellow sand mound in the left side of the sandbox.

Quietly he stared at me, his red hair and blue eyes glaring. He was dirty and worn. He had obviously been outside, alone, for quite some time. He looked…desperate.

He knew we had each reached our day of destiny. I dropped the bike and ran for the patio and the rifle. I pulled the rifle into position from behind one of the fake wrought-iron posts, thinking I would be pelted with his gunfire or a grenade. But no. Not a shot.

He had not moved. He still glared from the same position. His red haired head still peeking over the yellow sand mound.

The bastard was daring me to shoot him! Daring me to test my mettle! He was certain I would back down and forsake the platoon…forever branded a chicken.

I was 40 feet from him now, crouched low, my cheek against the peeling paint of the fake wrought-iron post. I began to sweat as I squinted to see him hidden in the sand box. The intertwining limbs of the yellow bell bushes behind him made good camo. He was hard to see now. I began to wonder if I might miss…if I might fail.

Then I remembered the words of General West when he handed me the rifle…”Be careful with this son. You could put somebody’s eye out.”

It was at that very instant that I saw the bastard’s blue right eye glisten in the low, evening sun as though it were a bullseye.

I snapped the trigger!

Pssssst! The Co2 powered bee-bee took flight! The enemy fell back! Was it over?

I blew a bubble, and ran to the sand box, rifle poised. Would this renegade, this GI Joe, be faking it and pump me full of lead when I came over the horizon? Somehow I knew, no matter what happened, I would still make mess that night.

He lay there in the sand, silent, eyes open, no rifle, no pistol, no knife. I picked him up, shook him gently, and knew with the sound of the bee-bee rattling in his head, that he was gone.

I had met my calling. I had served my task. It was time for supper.

More Sketch Therapy

26-Mar-07
Lining the Toe

Alright, perhaps I need therapy. I know, this one is well…odd.

Let’s be kind. Odd is a good kind word and appropriate in this case. When my mother was somewhat uncomfortable with being around a particular person, she would refer to them as “odd”. Even if they were psychotic, odd was the word.

See what I mean? Odd is a kind way of saying someone or is demented, insane, has “a loose screw”, is a politician, a lawyer, or is otherwise off the deep end. And it can apply to things as well…such as this sketch.

This sketch springs forth as a response to Karen who suggested I sketch an inverse of the last post which was “Toeing the Line”.

The inverse then would be “Lining the Toe”.

Get it? Clothesline? Putting the toe from the last post on the clothesline? Lining the Toe? Sure you get it!

Good!

Now I’m not so odd, am I?

Sketch Therapy

25-Mar-07
Toeing The Line

Sometimes you just start.
No particular thought in mind.
Just satisfying an urge to sketch…for therapy…to take the mind in a different direction.
And you end up with stuff like this.

You know those “Masters”? Renoir, Davinci, Michel Angelo, Durer…the really old Masters, not the most recent of them?

I just bet they sat troubled at 3:00am sometimes and did poop like this. Probably ended up in their attic and later in the trash…maybe even a direct hoop shot straight into the trash. Too bad. It’d be worth a fortune today and it would shed some light on the real person behind those wonderful paintings.

Not that I’m comparing me to them of course. I just wonder about them sometimes…whether they were like the rest of us.

Postcard Art

21-Mar-07
Hold The Vermouth Please

I’ve been thinkin’…

I like doing postcard art. I think that’s all I’m going to do for a while.

I like the idea of sending each one away with the hope that it might cause a chuckle or smile for someone.

I like that somebody might put it on their cubicle wall at work for decoration.

I like that it might end up on the frigerater in someone’s home. (That’s Georgia talk for refrigerator.)

I like wondering if somebody’s great, great, grandchild will take their great, great grandmother’s postcard that she kept on her frigerator to the Antiques Road Show in the year 2110 and find out it’s worth $30,000 because it’s only one of a hundred or so created by a rather odd amateur artist named Don West who was known to draw them purely for fun and then mail them around the world to spread the fun around.

I know…that’s vain. But so is getting a haircut, wearing jewelry, or driving a “luxury car”. We all have our vanities. So cut me some slack friends and neighbors…humor me.

Soooo, if you would like one of my postcards, send me your name and mailing address using my contact form. I’ll keep a list and send out each postcard after I post it on the blog. No worries about privacy, I’m not gonna sell or give away your address to anybody. The only thing I ask, is that you come back here to the blog and leave a comment on your postcard.