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How To Get A Tingle

13-Apr-08

How to Get a Tingle

I’ve discovered something really cool if you’re a guy.
Even if you’re married you can get away with this…unless you happen to post about it on your blog :-(

Instructions

  • Dress up all dapper in a nice clean suit.
  • Comb your hair, wash your face, put on some Hi Karate. Oh, and uh, shave and brush your teeth.
  • Get a little talcum powder or flour and smudge it on your collar in the back.
  • Then, and this is key, turn your collar up in the back as illustrated above.

Proceed to work or better yet a party ;-)

Why would I do that you say, I’ll look like a dork.


Women will play with your neck that’s why!
Yes! It’s true. Works like a charm! What a Major discovery! It’s like fishin’ only better!

Tips:

  1. If you don’t like the one that just played with your neck, go to the rest room and repeat.
  2. Stand near a bunch of women with long nails. Ooooooooowaaaaaahhhhhh the nails really tingle! Yahaaaaah!
  3. If you happen to be married, even to the most understanding of spouses, don’t post about this on your blog. You’ll likely get a good flailin’. Trust me on that.

Redneck E.D. Products

23-Jan-08
Redneck E.D. Products

Sometimes odd things just pop into my head in the wee hours
as I’m trying to go to sleep.

Don’t know where they come from.

Don’t know why.

Must be one of those gene things.

I’ll blame it on that.
 
 

You can read the text in the sketch better if you click on the image.

30 minute experiment

26-Jul-07
30 minute sketch

I’m reading a new book called “Watercolor Plus…” which has a good section in it on pen and ink with watercolor washes.

The artist, John Hoar, drew and painted this scene as a demo. I’ve not adhered to the demo at all really. I was simply experimenting with the looser style he uses.

I like looseness but it has been a bit elusive for me to “get it” in my mind’s eye. So, I’ll concentrate on it for a while. It’s faster and I’ve always liked the idea of letting the viewer’s mind complete that which is but a suggestion of reality. It makes it more interesting for them I think.

One unusual thing John does is use a whittled match stick shoved into a bamboo stick for his “pen”. He dips it in Indian Ink and draws the image with it. It forces a loose drawing.

Think about it…It’s pretty dang hard to draw a “tight” drawing with a whittled match stick shoved into a piece of bamboo and dipped into a bottle of ink. It’s sort of like painting your toenails with a whisk broom. (Not that I paint my toenails mind you.) I think this is a big key to his style. (BTW, if I did paint my toenails, which I don’t, they wouldn’t be black. But that’s a subject for a future post.)

I try to steer clear of utilizing cumbersome means toward achieving a drawing or painting or sketch, so I used a Micron “brush” pen instead. It’s a trade-off. Convenience for a slightly less “loosy” drawing. I just don’t want to become attached to some technique that isn’t practical for sketching or drawing in the car or in the field. Think spilled Indian Ink on automobile seats of Fine Corinthian Leather.

So, I’m hoping to coerce the Micron brush pen to achieve similar results with some practice.

John also uses half size watercolor sheets for his paintings…which for me is another “not so practical for the field” choice…though he does do “in the field” paintings with these tools.

Some folk like to tote along a bunch of stuff like that and do their painting thing. The attention doesn’t bother them. I like to tote as little as possible. I like it all in a fanny pack. I like being discreet when sketching in the field. When at home, hey, I may sketch in my underwear. But when in public, I’d just as soon not be noticed when I sketch. So I wear clothes…and use tools and media that are inconspicuous.

I did this on an 8×10 watercolor block I made up from Canson Montval watercolor paper. That’s about as big a sketch as I tend to tackle.

Which begs the question to my artist readers out there, have you noticed there are no 8×10 watercolor blocks or pads or sketchbooks on the market? What’s with that? Zillions of 8×10 frames in North America, no 8×10 watercolor media. Go figure. So I have to make my own.

But I digress…the book is great and the other artists in the book are top notch as is John Hoar. I’ll be re-reading and experimenting more with this style for a while now.

Geezer Wear

26-Apr-07
Geezer Wear

We went to O’Charley’s for dinner this evening and witnessed the latest fashion in Geezer Wear.

  • Yes, they were vivid blue.
  • Yes, they were medium brown.
  • Yes, the shorts were plaid.
  • Yes, he kept obsessively wetting his lower lip with his tongue.
  • Yes, my wife knows what to do if I ever dress like this.
  • Yes, my wife knows what to do if I ever start obsessively wetting my lower lip with my tongue.
  • Yes, she knows to make it look like an accident.

Get Twiggy Wid It

15-Apr-07
Twig and Bark Picture Frame

About two hours north of Atlanta, in the mountains, is a nice resort called the Brasstown Valley Resort. It’s a beautiful place for conferences, golf, company meetings…or just to get away for a long weeknd.

We go there for special occasions, usually for one reason…the Friday night seafood buffet.

Ever since I first visited the place, I loved the decor. It’s elegantly rustic. It reminds me of the upscale lodges the really wealthy people of the early 20th century used to retire to in the summers.

Throughout the lobby and grand dining room, they have wonderful rustic furniture made by Old Hickory Furniture. They also have a lot of unique, one-of-a-kind furniture pieces and picture frames.

I set about to document these picture frames. I try to get one down on paper each time I visit. I even made one a couple of years ago. I’ll write it up soon with some instructions on making it.

They are really beautiful in the right setting. The thing I like is that they are made by hand.

I purchased a 75 year old steelprint out of an old book on eBay. It’s an image of a family of beavers busily chewing twigs, downing trees, and building their lodge. That’s the image that resides in the twig frame I made. It hangs in my studio.

I couldn’t think of a more appropriate scene for framing with a twig frame.

Redneck Jet Service

24-Mar-07
Fly Jet Red

Just pondering some entrepreneurial ideas…

Think this could work?

Any investors out there?

In hindsight, might need to raise the prices…

I’m thinkin’ I might need to weld on another gas tank for them two overseas trips…

Self Marketing to the Extreme

29-Nov-06
Self Marketing

I’ve taken to noticing just how many business people are now sending Christmas cards with their photos somewhere on the card. It seems if you’re in business, you just aren’t hip if you don’t plaster your photo on stuff.

It’s pretty obvious why they do this in a Christmas card. They know you will open a Christmas card. They also know there is a chance you won’t have a clue who they are. So, they send you a photo Christmas card.

I contend that if there is a chance I won’t know who you are, then why the heck would you send me a Christmas card?!?

But it happens.

Soooooo…

Being that Christmas cards have multiple uses, such as:

  • Sincere caring wishes for the holiday season between friends and loved ones
  • Once a year updates between distant friends
  • Outdoing your circle of friends with the most expensive card available
  • Sending money to the grandkids
  • Brown nosing the boss
  • Pulling the wool over the employees’ eyes
  • And many, many more…

I think it is best to be open and straightforward in one’s motives if sending a Christmas card to a customer. Some people are smart enough to see through a straight up Christmas card from a businessman. I mean how close are you to your insurance agent, really? When you move to Idaho and change agents, will he still send you a card? I don’t think so.

So be clear…like Ray here. Say why you’re sending the Christmas card.