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American Racing Fan

10-Apr-07
American Racing Fan

“Hey baby. S-s-sorry to bother ya-you at work but I just ha-had to tell ya how m-much I love my new NASCAR ri-ridin’ mower. I picked it up tuh-today. An this official NASCAR pit boss wuh-wireless h-headset you bought me to go with it is gr-great! I’m ta-talkin’ to ya wi-with it right na-now while I’m mo-mowin’! Ain’t that suh-somethin’!”

“Wha zat? Yeah yeah, I got on my NASCAR shirt! Course I do! Yeah I got on the ye-yeller one so I won’t get h-hit out by the road…and my Ch-Chevy hat ta-too. I ta-tell ya I ain’t never enjoyed mowin’ the ya-yard ’till na-now. I shore do la-luuuuvv you b-baby…”

“Wha zat? C-course I luv you m-more than NA-NASCAR!”

“Wha zat? Yeah…we’ll go luh-look at the nuh-new Camaros th-this weeke-end. Huh? Well…yeeeah…I guess we’ll git ya-you a new ‘un.”

“Li-listen, I g-gotta go now, I wanna cuh-call Earl wh-while I’m mowin’…he’ll be sooooo juh-jealous! Bye-bye. Ka-kissy kissy to ya-you too sha-sugar.”

Click.

“Duh-Dang!…I knew they was a re-reason she ba-bought me this huh-headset. She wants a new da-dang Camaro!! Man, it d-don’t EVER st-stop! Spend, sp-spend, spend…Gotta call Earl.”

Beep…rinnnnng…rinnnnng…

“Hey? E-Earl? Zat Choo? He heeeeee heee! Guh-guess what I’m a da-doin? Naaaaw! Guh-Guess agin…”

In Your Face Banking

23-Mar-07
In Your Face Banking

There is a fair amount of technology these days that is simply silly. You’re looking at a prime example.

My bank has now installed the so called “customer video module” alongside the suction tube station at each drive thru teller bay. Each time I arrive to make a deposit, I’m greeted by the camera-distorted, smiling face of my remote bank teller, teeth and nose front and center.

This always reminds me of how I used to spend an inordinate amount of time ogling the large, red ornamental balls on the family Christmas tree as a kid. I remember how fascinating it was to watch my own cross-eyed face bulging out of proportion as I zoomed in and out on the large red orbs.

Why some bank executive thinks I need this I’m not sure. Entertainment perhaps? It is somewhat entertaining to chuckle to one’s self while looking at the clownish face of a banker on the other end trying to appear professional and competent.

That is until you realize that they are getting practically the same view of you! Heck they probably have a gallery of goofy customer faces on the break room bulletin board for their own lunchtime entertainment!

Think I’ll drive up one day with one of those nose and glasses thingys on my face just to see the reaction on the screen.

Fishing for Gifts?

14-Dec-06
Garmin 160C Fishfinder

More online Christmas shopping has led me to consider the lowly fish. Fish have a hard life. Used to be a fish could swim around a lake and hardly ever see a worm on a line as long as he stayed away from the banks. Fishermen were on their own when it came to finding them. Really good fishermen, who fished the same lake a lot, got pretty good at guessing where the fish were. But there still wasn’t all that much pressure for a fish to worry.

Then came technology and technology hath no mercy. The result is a fisherman’s dream and a fish’s nightmare. I wouldn’t be surprised if fish don’t now suffer from a good deal of depression. I mean I have not seen a really happy fish in a loooooong time. I still catch them from the bank and throw them back when I go fishin’. I’ve noticed the one’s I catch look really nervous and edgy, like my boss used to look when sales were down. Didn’t used to be that way. Fish used to be more carefree.

But I digress…

While Christmas shopping online for electronics for the car, the boat, and for hiking, I found a great online store that carries just about all of it. Northeast Marine Electronics is the company. Fishfinders and GPS units, and radar, and binoculars and compasses…just about any kind of electronic gadget for finding stuff is what they’re all about. It’s mostly a marine oriented store but all these electronics come in landlubber versions too. So if you’re having a hard time finding stuff, like fish, or your way back to the marina, or your way back to the truck from your deer stand…check ‘em out. These gadgets make useful Christmas gifts for the person in need of them.

Just don’t think about the fish.

Death by Unicycle

15-Nov-06
Commuter Unicycle

That’s what would result if I got on one of these things…let alone commute with it. But that’s what this is…a commuter unicycle.

I live in Marietta, Georgia…a suburb of Atlanta. Nothing special about this place. People trudge to work and trudge back on their daily commute. It’s a carbon copy of many other big city suburbs.

But, special things do happen here. Or maybe I should say “unusual” things.

There is a fellow who lives here named John Drummond. He used to ride a unicycle as a kid. For about 20 years it sat idle in his basement, he had outgrown it. Then one day, as an adult, he decided it might be fun to try it again. He quickly realized he would need a new unicycle. But alas, there weren’t any in the area. No stores carried them. What to do?

Well, John decided to start unicycle.com and sell the dang things all over the world. Goodbye IBM, hello Unicycle.com. A bit of an over reaction maybe but it has worked out well.

I just love stories like this. I mean for cryin’ out loud, who’d a thunk it. An international business selling unicycles online from Marietta, GA.? Riiiiiiight. But hey, John and his extended family run the company and apparently it is thriving. I see him noodling around on the local sidewalks occasionally…at least I suppose it’s him, I’ve never met him.

You have to admire the drive it must have taken to get this going…and keep it going (no pun intended). As far as I know, it’s strictly an online business. There is no bricks and mortar store front. But, if you check his website, there are loads of dealers across the USA and Europe. I’d have to say John is the Henry Ford of unicycles. Take an idea and make it big.

As for me…well, I would have to learn to ride one of these inside a rubber room. Otherwise, I would certainly wander off the sidewalk in some deadly direction into traffic. Onlookers would hear a rather squeamish, extended scream coming from my lungs and glimpse an uh-oh look on my face as I flailed my arms and wiggled my butt wildly attempting to get out of the way. It would all be over quickly, but it’s not my idea of a good way to transition to the afterlife.

So, until said rubber room for unicycle training exists, I will steer clear of unicycles.

Waterbrushes or Water Brushes?

12-Nov-06
Water brushes or waterbrushes, either way they

Either way you spell them out they are great new tools for watercolor sketchers. Water brushes aren’t really new any more except in the USA. They originated in Japan and are widely used there. Many of the Japanese books on sketching recommend them. There are a lot of manufacturers on the band wagon now. I’ve used them exclusively since I started sketching again a couple of years ago.

So far, I’ve only been able to find three brands here in the U.S., and of those, the Pentel is the best. The water chamber is flattened to prevent it from rolling around. It is perhaps a bit better quality too. I think Pentel simply put a little more thought into their design, even in the shape of the filaments. Some of the late comers seem to have whipped one together so they could get to market. The Pentels are more expensive but I’ve found them to be worthwhile. Of note, the Sakura “koi” is the shortest and most compact.

The least expensive I’ve found were the Leow Cornell waterbrushes (Aqua Flo). I found them at a local Dick Blick store. All of the brands I’ve tried perform quite well for watercolor sketching. So, if you’re on a budget, or simply want to get to know these tools a bit, go for the less expensive ones.

If you do large paintings, say larger than 5×7, then these brushes are probably going to frustrate you. That’s because the brushes are simply not intended to be wash brushes. The filaments hold a fair amount of color but no more than an equivalent sized sable brush. Larger paintings, regardless of brush material, simply require more color in the brush. So these guys are ideal for small paintings and watercolor sketchbooks.

The hardest part for artists it seems, is getting past the way synthetic brushes “work” as opposed to sable brushes. They are a bit different in the way they bounce and react. Honestly, not being a professional fine artist, I’ve never been able to tell enough difference in how a synthetic brush affected my skills. Whether I use a waterbrush, or a $75 kolinsky sable brush, I get the same results in my sketches. That probably has to do with a lack of skill on my part, but as they say “ignorance is bliss”. Since all I do is sketch with watercolor, I don’t have a need for a broad watercolor skill set.

So What’s The Big Deal About Water Brushes?
By far, the greatest thing about water brushes is the water chamber. No longer does one need to take along all the paraphernalia associated with watercolor. The water is contained in the brush barrel. Squeeze and your brush is loaded with water. Dip in color and you’re ready to paint. Wipe the tip on a paper towel while squeezing a little water out and the brush is clean and ready for the next color. The paper towel is your “control device”. It helps you control the how wet the brush is. You could just as easily use a cashmere cloth if you’re into “finery”. Or even a sponge.

All I ever use to sketch is a tiny little watercolor box I made, a Pentel “twist-erase” mechanical pencil, a superfine (S) Pitt Artist Pen, and a medium Pentel Aquash water brush. I make my own sketchbooks now. The travel size is 3.5″ x 5″. All of this can go in my pants pocket in a pinch. Usually, I carry a really small fanny pack though. That way I can carry a couple of small squirt bottles of water to refill the brush if needed.

Simplicity Releases Creativity and Beauty
So, if you’re a sketchbooker like me, or do sketch crawls and travel sketching…SIMPLIFY. You’ll enjoy it more and get more sketching done once you give in to the change of thinking about brushes, colors, and sketchbooks. By the way, I use six colors. That’s it. I also have some white gouache in the little box for highlights if needed.

I’ll sketch up the refined design of the little watercolor box for you in a future post.

Sketch on brothers and sisters, sketch on!

Here are some links to online stores that have the water brushes.
Opus Framing and Art Supplies (Holbein’s version)
Cheap Joes
Conservation Resources
Wet Paint
Judson’s Plein Aire
Supplies dot Net
Paperkin Arts I bought Pentels here.
Dick Blick (Loew Cornells)
Dick Blick (Niji brand)

Putting My Blog To Work

10-Nov-06
Review Me for Bloggers and Advertisers

There is a new service available for bloggers and advertisers to get together and help each other out in a civilized and unobtrusive way. It’s called Review Me. I’m actually putting my blog to work by reviewing Review Me. If that reads a bit confusing, allow me to explain.

We bloggers love to write, and in my case, draw and sketch as well. Because bloggers constantly produce new, fresh material, advertisers have wondered if perhaps it would give them some good exposure on the Internet to have bloggers review their products and services. The people at Review Me have stepped up to the plate to put advertisers in touch with appropriate bloggers. So, I’m getting paid to review Review Me.

The way I see it, this is a good thing for three reasons:

  • Bloggers are not obligated to post positive reviews. Thus, a review is highly likely to be an honest assessment. That makes the advertising trustworthy. Bloggers, like myself, have a high readership that they value. Bloggers won’t award high marks to something that doesn’t deserve it. There is too much risk in alienating their readership.
  • Bloggers provide lots of exposure across the Internet for the advertisers. If there are some kinks in the advertisers product or service, then honest reviews will show them what needs fixin’ and they will likely get busy fixin’ it. If the advertiser’s wares are “right on the money” then the exposure will give them the attention and buzz they deserve.
  • Bloggers can get paid for providing this intelligent, realistic, viewpoint in a creative way. And that will make bloggers become better bloggers. Better bloggers means better information for everybody and hopefully a reduction in the ginned up, manipulative advertising we’re all sick of anyway.

Now, if you happen to be a blogger, and you would like to put your blog to work, it’s not hard to do. Simply go to Review Me and read all about it. You might just find that the blogging spark is a little easier to fan into a flame.

As always, I will continue to illustrate my posts and my posts will contain the same dry witted, sometimes off the wall angle you’re used to. Honestly, I don’t have a clue how many reviews I’ll have an opportunity to provide. Some I will reject I’m sure. So, I doubt you will see me toodling around in a limo any time soon. So fear not. This is still a blog about daily life and sketching it as it goes by.

Rebates are a Good Thing

10-Nov-06
Toshiba Satellite

I buy a fair amount of electronic gear every year. I’ve learned that prices on most items can vary greatly online and even locally. I found a great site that lists all the known coupon and promotional codes available on a daily basis. They include online stores and bricks and mortar stores.

Dell, OfficeMax, Office Depot, HP, Buy.com and lots of others are regularly offering discount codes, coupons and rebates. Trouble is there is no way to keep up with all of them. TechBargains.com is a good resource for that. People provide the tips and they get posted there. It’s one of my first stops if I’m going to make a sizeable purchase. They cover a fairly wide gambit of products and stores too. It’s not just limited to tech items.

I recently bought this laptop at Office Depot. I ended up buying it locally due to the rebate offer. But I found out about the rebate at TechBargains.com. I did a lot of checking around and the local purchase was the best deal going.

If you shop online, be sure to check them out at the start. You may find a coupon or promo code reference for the exact product you want.